How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.