He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
An icebreaker
Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
He is so misunderstood.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Citric Flaccid
Let's throw a party while we're at it.