Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian