Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is