Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."