Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.