What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.