What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.