How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.