How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.