How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !