What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.