What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground