What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.