Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.