Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.