Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.