Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.