How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram