How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram