Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.