Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.