Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'