Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.