Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Because they knead dough.
A Jersey.
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Be my valenchime!"
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
