Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.