Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.