Why do bakers start working so early in...

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.