Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

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The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

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Because she has two faces.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.