Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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When is a --- not a ---?

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.