Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.