Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.