Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.