Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

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Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.