Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.