What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.