What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing