What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.