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What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?
Brush Limbaugh
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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
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What if I sewed myself shut?
Doc: Suture self.
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