They link to Ancestry.com
He found a lump on his testicle.
A: Hair transplants.
Too soon.
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
A snowbank
Cause all their pants are half-off
He used the Hookshot!
Connect the Dots.
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Ancestry.com
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)