Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even