Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.