Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.