Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!