Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!