Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.