What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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This calls for Jurastic changes

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !