What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !