A dog with pawlitical experience.
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Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
Because he was running on CP time.
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
They chia'd.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Your Honor.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Because they love digging up the past.
Make way, children.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
With a spirit level!
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Cause they want the D.
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
He didn't want to be called chicken
Arabs
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Are you vegan?
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
