What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.