A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!
