What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.