A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.
No one knows. It's never happened.
a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
About 9 month.
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
A really strong gust of wind.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
