What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.