What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.