A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
You can't tuna fish!
I don't know I have DirecTV.
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
Get a new robe!
It was all a myth-take!
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.