A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Your mother didn't give you love.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
A living room
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
A nun only serves one God.
Pork and bologne sammiches.
Their mouth is moving.