A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
I don't have any friends.
When the blind try to read your face.
A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
His portrait only need one nail
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
He gets out the Bible Belt!
Civic doody.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
