What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.