Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?