Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Because he liked it.