Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.