Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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In the ring.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.