Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.