God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Because he liked it.
