Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?