Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.