Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.