How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus