How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What do you call an Inbred cow?

A sandwich!

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."