Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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