Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup