Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.