Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.