What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.