What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.