You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
Stop laughing and reload.
Because he got cold feet.
He wipes
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
She doesn't because she's dead.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Too soon.
Haaand eeeeeeyeeee
