What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!