What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

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What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.