What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!