What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!