What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue