Exorcise Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Young Ghost Jokes More Young Ghost Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.