Exorcise Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What didn't you do?

My homework"

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going