How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg