How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble