How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg