How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble