How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.