How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where I from?

Please tell me.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"