How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!