Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.