Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

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What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.