Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)