Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life