How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.