Apple Watch Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

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They both worry about the position of colons.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Where I from?

Please tell me.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear