It's already run out of battery.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It goes back four seconds.
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
Because they won't believe it.
A lunchbox
Because he's a Wino-saur!
Because it was rated R.
the panoptijohn
He was caught doing lines of math!
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
For the watch!
A sphinxter.
Nothing, they are free of charge.
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