It's already run out of battery.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It goes back four seconds.
A sphinxter.
A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
A lunchbox
Because he's a Wino-saur!
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
Your ears stay warmer.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It was too tired...
Because they never stand up for themselves.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
Pear pressure.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
