A pair.
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He couldn't grow a pear
Pears.
Pear pressure.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Pears
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Thrown out of the petting zoo
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Winnies' pooh.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
By the ears...
I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Because they always leave you stumped!
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
My life. My entire goddamned life.
I'll be goddamned.
