A pair.
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He couldn't grow a pear
Pears.
Pear pressure.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Pears
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Your Mother.
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
Twins! I am so sorry....
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
A: The boogieman.
A dogfish!
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Because they switched to Comcast.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
