Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."