How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool