How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

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What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool