How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...