How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...