How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.