What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

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What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant