What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant