What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Previous Random Joke Next
Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Flame Retardant Jokes More Flame Retardant Jokes

What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant