Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101