Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose