Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101