Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.