Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.