Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.