Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.