Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.