What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.