Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie