Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!