Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!