Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...