How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.