How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)