Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.