Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.