Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.