Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he