Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.