Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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To stop getting wet !

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.