Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.